anyone: *says something to me*
me: haha yeahh
me in head: what did they just say
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not to be controversial but i hope ur having a nice day and if u aren’t i hope it gets better
Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.
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